For centuries, the British monarchy has been held up as a symbol of tradition, unity, and national pride. Supporters claim it represents stability and continuity. In reality, the monarchy has become nothing more than a hollow relic—a ceremonial showpiece that costs taxpayers billions while providing no real governance or meaningful leadership. It is, quite simply, as useless as tits on a bull.
Far from strengthening democracy, the monarchy actually prevents true liberty and progress. Its very existence signals that some people are born to rule, while others are born to serve. This mindset poisons nations like the UK, Canada, and Australia, all of which maintain allegiance to a figurehead monarch while pretending to be modern democracies.
It is time to acknowledge what many have known all along: the monarchy is not only outdated but dangerous. It is a barrier to global peace and freedom. The solution is bold but necessary: dismantle the monarchy and unite these nations under one superior framework—the American Constitution.
The Illusion of Democracy in the Commonwealth
Many people in the UK, Canada, and Australia mistakenly believe they live in free, democratic societies. In reality, they live under a system where ultimate sovereignty rests with the Crown. Their constitutions and governments exist at the monarch’s pleasure, not the people’s will.
Canada’s constitution pledges allegiance to the Crown. Laws are made “in the name of the King,” not the people. During the COVID-19 crisis, Justin Trudeau invoked authoritarian powers under the guise of public safety, silencing protest and dissent. This was possible because Canada’s system protects government over citizens.
The UK doesn’t even have a formal written constitution. It relies on parliamentary tradition and precedent—effectively saying, “The government rules, and you obey.”
Australia and other Commonwealth nations cling to symbolic ties to the Crown that serve no purpose other than to remind them of their subservience.
This is not democracy. It is soft dictatorship, wrapped in ceremony and tradition. These nations will never be truly free until they break from this false system and join a government that places the people above the rulers.
The Monarchy’s Legacy of Global Problems
The British monarchy is not just a harmless symbol—it has played an active role in shaping some of the greatest problems of the modern world. The British Empire, under royal authority, exploited vast regions of the globe, creating artificial borders, ethnic tensions, and broken nations that still suffer conflict today.
From the Middle East to Africa and Asia, the Crown’s policies of divide-and-conquer sowed chaos that continues to destabilize entire regions. The monarchy’s decisions propagated systems of colonialism, slavery, and exploitation, enriching elites in London while leaving millions in poverty and violence. Even today, many global institutions and banking systems trace their roots back to this imperial legacy.
Had these regions been guided by a constitutional framework like America’s, rooted in self-governance and accountability, they would have had the opportunity to develop stable governments and equal rights for all citizens. Instead, they were manipulated by monarchies and global elites whose only interest was control.
America’s rise as a constitutional republic was the antidote to monarchy’s corruption. Where the monarchy ruled through hereditary privilege and force, the U.S. Constitution provided a system where leaders serve the people. This model, if extended to former colonies and Commonwealth nations, could finally repair centuries of damage caused by royal misrule.
Why the American Constitution Works
When the American colonies rebelled in 1776, they didn’t just reject a king—they rejected the entire mindset of monarchy and hereditary rule. The Founding Fathers built a government based on liberty, individual rights, and accountability.
The U.S. Constitution begins with three simple words: “We the People.” It guarantees freedom of speech, religion, and the press. It places checks and balances on government power. And it ensures leaders serve the people, not the other way around.
This system is rooted in basic Christian values: love your neighbor, respect a higher power, and govern with justice and humility. These principles don’t belong to any single religion—they form the moral foundation necessary for freedom to survive.
A Vision for a United Anglo-American Future
The time has come for a new global alliance, one that unites the English-speaking world under a single banner of freedom. Imagine the UK, Canada, Australia, and other Commonwealth nations joining the United States to create a single, powerful nation governed by the U.S. Constitution.
This union would eliminate outdated monarchies and hereditary rule once and for all, establish a clear constitution for every citizen, resolve immigration crises with consistent, fair laws, and strengthen defense and global security against rising authoritarian powers like China.
Shared language, culture, and values already connect these nations. This would not be a hostile takeover, but a merging of equals, bringing the best of each nation into a single, unstoppable force for good.
Immigration and Cultural Stability
One of the greatest threats facing the UK, Canada, and America is unchecked immigration driven by globalist policies. These policies intentionally destabilize nations by flooding them with people who do not share their cultural values or traditions.
Under a unified constitution, immigration could be restructured and managed with balance and fairness. Controlled, merit-based policies would ensure new citizens integrate successfully. Cultural traditions and Christian-rooted ethics would be preserved rather than erased. Illegal immigration and human trafficking would be crushed through shared enforcement.
This is not about exclusion—it’s about protection. A nation cannot survive if its borders and identity are dissolved. Just as the Founding Fathers built America with unity and shared ideals, this new Anglo-American nation must do the same.
The Monarchy: A Costly Barrier to Progress
The monarchy isn’t just irrelevant; it’s actively harmful. It drains billions from taxpayers while distracting people with scandals, weddings, and celebrity-like drama. Defenders argue that the royal family generates tourism revenue. This is nonsense—tourists come to see historic buildings, not the modern-day occupants.
Worse, the monarchy perpetuates a class-based system. It tells the world that some people are born to rule simply because of their bloodline. This stands in direct opposition to the very concept of equality and freedom.
As long as these symbols remain in power, nations will continue to live in the shadow of outdated systems. To truly move forward, these relics must be cast aside.
The Path Forward: Why the UK Must Join America
Some will argue that Britain has its own proud history and should remain independent. But in truth, the British people stand to gain far more by uniting with the United States than by clinging to outdated traditions of monarchy and hereditary rule. The old system is not a symbol of stability; it is a reminder of inequality and oppression. By joining with America, these nations would move beyond centuries of ceremonial rule and step into a future built on genuine freedom and accountability.
A unified military and intelligence network would create unmatched defense against foreign threats, while economic integration would generate unprecedented prosperity by combining resources, industries, and innovation. Most importantly, citizens would finally live under a true democracy where leaders are accountable to the people, free from symbolic monarchs and unaccountable elites who hold power through privilege and birthright rather than merit and service.
This vision is not about America taking over. It is about the English-speaking world leaving behind the mute monarchy and taking part in the world’s most successful democratic experiment. Ending the monarchy and unifying nations under the U.S. Constitution will require courage, strong leadership, and a willingness to challenge centuries of entrenched power and tradition.
The monarchy has outlived its purpose. It has become a symbol of oppression masquerading as tradition, distracting people with pageantry while doing nothing to solve modern challenges. By coming together under the American Constitution, these nations can create a new, united America—a beacon of freedom, equality, and strength for generations to come.
The choice is clear: remain chained to relics of the past or rise together to build a future where freedom reigns supreme. The time to act is now.
